• 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Monday Sep 9 @ 07:03pm

horroroftruant:

Nine Vintage Horror Movie Newspaper Ads

Monday Sep 9 @ 06:58pm

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

Monday Sep 9 @ 03:37pm

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

Monday Sep 9 @ 03:35pm
Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy. Mother Teresa  (via sadgirl1017) Monday Sep 9 @ 03:30pm
Monday Sep 9 @ 03:28pm

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

Monday Sep 9 @ 04:27am
It’s so painful to think, and tell me, what did thinking ever do for me, to what great place did thinking ever bring me? I think and think and think, I’ve thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it. Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via misswallflower) Monday Sep 9 @ 04:26am

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

Monday Sep 9 @ 04:15am
cfmartinandco:

Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out

cfmartinandco:

Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out

Monday Sep 9 @ 02:43am
590,533 plays

findanidentity:

Love of mine 
Someday you will die
But I’ll be close behind
I’ll follow you into the dark

Monday Sep 9 @ 02:42am

justinnnnnnnnnnnnnn:

When someone thinks you’re a hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees

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Monday Sep 9 @ 12:50am
Sunday Aug 8 @ 10:28pm

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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and finally

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Sunday Aug 8 @ 10:26pm

Worst fucking mood

Sunday Aug 8 @ 03:02pm
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