- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
Can I Get Some Me Time ⁉..
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supermassive black hole // muse
oh, baby, don’t you know i suffer?
oh, baby, can you hear me moan?
you caught me under false pretenses
how long before you let me go?
I am literally both of them at the same time
don’t fall for the one who buys you flowers, fall for the one who wants to grow a garden with you
- Mom: Oh man, I have a Valle Luna food baby...
- Me: You have a fajita baby?
- Mom: Yeah...
- Me: A fajit-us?
- Both: ...
- Both: *uncontrollable laughter*
This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via
still in my top 5 favourite videos on the internet.
ITS BACK THIS IS MY FAVE