What if god is a babe? With big ol tits, but respectable ones. Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #316. Wednesday May 5 @ 03:57am
Wednesday May 5 @ 03:54am
mikeanapple:

PRICELESS!

mikeanapple:

PRICELESS!

Tuesday May 5 @ 10:01pm
Tuesday May 5 @ 10:00pm
Tuesday May 5 @ 08:42pm
I’M SO EXCITED FOR TONIGHT

I’M SO EXCITED FOR TONIGHT

Tuesday May 5 @ 08:41pm
Tuesday May 5 @ 08:41pm
Tuesday May 5 @ 08:40pm
asterismal:

(via Art With a Story / McLaughlin Designs on imgfave)

asterismal:

(via Art With a Story / McLaughlin Designs on imgfave)

Tuesday May 5 @ 06:34pm

ashleymonroexo asked: LOOOOOOVE YA AUBS! <3

Love you too girl! :)

Monday May 5 @ 04:11pm
Saturday May 5 @ 11:35pm
Today was the boys&#8217; first birthday party and it was so cute and Shaylah is so cute and Cannon and Cole are so cute and my family is so cute and ugh I just love everyone

Today was the boys’ first birthday party and it was so cute and Shaylah is so cute and Cannon and Cole are so cute and my family is so cute and ugh I just love everyone

Saturday May 5 @ 11:35pm
Friday May 5 @ 04:13pm
Tuesday May 5 @ 09:03pm
My first day of work went great! I had to go to Valley this morning to get my name badge for when I work there and then I went to Spring Valley for training.
Valley: I got there at 7:30 met up with Ed (my manager) and went to human resources to get my badge. Then we went up to the women&#8217;s services floor so that I could see where I would be working. It&#8217;s pretty ghetto, but it will be okay. The director of women&#8217;s services was a complete bitch but thankfully I won&#8217;t be dealing with her that much. It definitely wasn&#8217;t as bad as I thought it would be.
On the way to Spring Valley, I turned to wrong way on the Charleston and ended up in god damn china town lol.
Spring Valley: That hospital is so nice! I met up with the hearing screen coordinator and started training. I was really nervous to go into patient rooms but I soon as I saw the first baby we were going to screen all the stress melted away. I SERIOUSLY LOVE BABIES SO MUCH. At first I was just watching the coordinator get the babies hooked up to the machines, but after a few she let me do it myself. You hook up electrodes to the nape of the neck, the back of the shoulder, and the middle of the forehead, and there are these jelly things called ear hugs that you hook electrodes up to and put over each ear. If the babies are really fuzzy, you have to put like ultrasound gel under the electrode to get a better connection to the skin. Once everything is hooked up correctly, the hearing screen takes about 20 minutes, depending on the baby. Soft clicking noises go through the ear hugs and if the baby can hear correctly, it&#8217;s brain will respond. While the test is going, you have to fill out the chart and everything for the baby and mama and ugh it&#8217;s just so cute and I feel so cool asking people for thier medical information lol. If the baby gets fussy while the test is going on, we have to comfort them and pat their little bellies and they are just little angels &lt;3  The lady training me was soooooo nice and we had a lot of fun. She said I was learning really fast and that I would probably be on my own by tomorrow. I&#8217;m training at Centennial tomorrow and I&#8217;m so excited because I know everyone and it&#8217;s like two seconds away from my house. I love this job so much already. I&#8217;m getting paid to work with precious babies and their adorable mama bears! I am so lucky.
Ps, I love wearing scrubs :)

My first day of work went great! I had to go to Valley this morning to get my name badge for when I work there and then I went to Spring Valley for training.

Valley: I got there at 7:30 met up with Ed (my manager) and went to human resources to get my badge. Then we went up to the women’s services floor so that I could see where I would be working. It’s pretty ghetto, but it will be okay. The director of women’s services was a complete bitch but thankfully I won’t be dealing with her that much. It definitely wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.

On the way to Spring Valley, I turned to wrong way on the Charleston and ended up in god damn china town lol.

Spring Valley: That hospital is so nice! I met up with the hearing screen coordinator and started training. I was really nervous to go into patient rooms but I soon as I saw the first baby we were going to screen all the stress melted away. I SERIOUSLY LOVE BABIES SO MUCH. At first I was just watching the coordinator get the babies hooked up to the machines, but after a few she let me do it myself. You hook up electrodes to the nape of the neck, the back of the shoulder, and the middle of the forehead, and there are these jelly things called ear hugs that you hook electrodes up to and put over each ear. If the babies are really fuzzy, you have to put like ultrasound gel under the electrode to get a better connection to the skin. Once everything is hooked up correctly, the hearing screen takes about 20 minutes, depending on the baby. Soft clicking noises go through the ear hugs and if the baby can hear correctly, it’s brain will respond. While the test is going, you have to fill out the chart and everything for the baby and mama and ugh it’s just so cute and I feel so cool asking people for thier medical information lol. If the baby gets fussy while the test is going on, we have to comfort them and pat their little bellies and they are just little angels <3  The lady training me was soooooo nice and we had a lot of fun. She said I was learning really fast and that I would probably be on my own by tomorrow. I’m training at Centennial tomorrow and I’m so excited because I know everyone and it’s like two seconds away from my house. I love this job so much already. I’m getting paid to work with precious babies and their adorable mama bears! I am so lucky.

Ps, I love wearing scrubs :)

Tuesday May 5 @ 08:37pm
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